My friend just said “Stop making insignificant noises” to someone else so I said “If the world had to stop making insignificant noises, you’d never get to speak.” and that’s the moment I realized I have developed the power of wit
since april fool’s is coming up here’s a causal reminder that faking a suicide note is not a prank and in fact equates you to actual garbage
everyone please reblog this.
- Dont fake being angry with your friends
- Dont fake breaking up with your Bf/Gf
- DONT DO IT
- Dont do it with people who DONT celebrate april fool’s Is2g
Just dont ok. DONT
Additionally, don’t post screamers. Shitty thing to do
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.
Why did Benedict Cumberbatch walk on stage with the cast of Twelve Years a Slave?
because he’s a fucking douchebag
He is in the fucking movie dipshits
WOW, look at what .02 seconds on Google turned up!